Oh I am NOT in the mood for a bumblebee fight!!!

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Categories: narration

Forget the land of milk and honey, this is the land of guilt and money!

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“I’ve got a million reasons for doing everything.  I don’t think there’s ever just one.”

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Categories: narration unromantic

“You know what I want more than anything?”

“What?”

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“Because I’m a girl, and my entire existence revolves around Disney movies coming true.”

Was referring to 101 Dalmatians though.

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Categories: childhood narration

After a sort of scary train and bus ride back to Belmont last night, the rest of the walk home was capped by a pair of fourteen-year-old boys riding by on bicycles. My mind spun into overdrive. If they had stopped or harassed me or said anything, my instinctual reply would have been:

“Back the fuck up, children.”

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