
Sunday, October 21st, 2007
"You know, I'm sure you'll appreciate this, but we are never getting divorced."
"Oh good."
"It is just so boring around here."
"Dad, she's been gone like seven hours."
"Yeah, but I got the cats to take care of--Cozmo is starting to like me which really weirds me out--and the fire alarm went off earlier so the dog was going crazy trying to fit under my chair, and it's just so boring here."
"Well, that's good to hear. I'll write that down, I'm recording this conversation as we speak so that next time she starts crying randomly after a homerun..."
"Yeah, without that it's just boring. I miss that Sluggo."