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Addie said at 01:47 PM, 1.13.08:no kidding.
garv said at 11:47 AM, 1.15.08:wait...so you guys AREN'T dating? damn.
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Saturday, January 12th, 2008
Two times today that someone thought I was gay
"Hmm... these are from the 5 for $25?"
"Yeah, that table."
"Okay, one of them is in the wrong spot.... Yep, it's this one. So, you'll have to pick another." (Looking at Addie) "Do you want her to do it, or...?"
"...No, thanks. I'll get it." (To Addie) "She asked if I wanted you to pick out my underwear."
"I heard that. She thinks I'm your girlfriend."
"Probably because I said really loud that you're my girlfriend. Except she didn't get the sarcasm."
"But how would she know? She's been behind that counter, she hasn't seen me over here at all."
"So she just thinks it's me? She just assumes that I'm here with my girlfriend?! I told you, there's something about me!"
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"I think I like this watch. Do you like it?"
"I like it. It's like mine. We've got twin watches."
"Oh, cool, it is like yours."
"You should see if they could get that watch's face with this watch's band."
"Yeah. Excuse me? I was wondering, is there some way to take this black band but use that smaller face...?"
(Face of disgust) "No. These are two separate watches."
"Oh. Okay. Well... this one looks good, right?"
"It's nice, I like it."
"Okay, I'll take this one."
(Tossing bag in my direction, with unnecessary disdain) "There you go. Have a nice day, ladies."
"..."
"..."
"...Did she just think we're gay?"
"What does she mean she can't change the band? That's half the point of a watch bench, to put a new band on an old watch. Was she lying? Was that homophobia?"
"God, I need to stop hanging around with you."